Weird things happen when you board a public train like the LRT. Let me tell you some weird happening today, last week and last last week i experience when i ride the train to work and back home. CASE 1 : Cloth-Bitch She stands at the door, facing her full boops to passengers who wants to board the train. She doesnt care, doesnt move and holds her position as if she is somesort of warrior princess waiting to be arrow down by warlocks. Not pretty, arrogant, ignorant and short. Bangsar station, 1 guy asked to be excused cos behing the cloth-bitch, was like 2 person standing space - and he wanted to get into it. Understandable...we need to cramp a lil so everyone gets to work. The women in her "power-working-shirt" would not budge and so the bangsar guy slip his way through. Halfway, the cloth-bitch said - LOOK! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! YOU SPOIL MY SHIRT! I did a lil peep, her shirt was crumpled. Hmmm... i would have bitched slap her stupid smelly old saggy tight-cos-its an all dick rejected unit-unethical pussy if i were the guy. Case 2 : Unzip Crotch My eyes looked away, when this nicely dress working man walked into the train with an unzip pants. He stood infront of me and i can see that the girl siting in front of him felt so uneasy until she had to look at me smiling as if she is giving me signals "i wish he was handsome! but no.. he had to be an uncle!" Case 3 : Talking Caucasians This is not weird but a caucasian (from California) talked to me today when i board the train home. He had wonderful eyes, nice complexion, a so-so look but he talked damm alot! Correction, he was preaching. He told me about his friends, his church, his work, his chinese language-speaking capabilities and the longest was when he started telling me stories about christanity; Who found the church and etc. Glad he went down at Masjid Jamek! Wow, less than 5 minutes, i practically learns a person's history and imagine, i didnt talk at all! Now that is somwthing new. Scary but weird. I don't mind people making friendly chat but going up a stranger and asking about his religion and talks about it??? I hope that is not direct marketing!!!! Case 4: Butt-Looking Last week, there was this 2 Indian guy sitting down admiring, staring, analysing and doing hypothesis formula in their heads (I swear they look like that!!!!!) when a young teenage Indian girl stood butt facing them - that is because she wanted to chat with her friend. Not because she was just feeling horny! The two guys stared like no body-business even when there is another passenger looking strangely at them. Hmmmm ... Rape stares - how disgusting! Case 5 : Victim - ME! Today, an auntie stared at me the whole journey from KLCC all the way to Kelana Jaya. No she is not down-syndrome or just being nice! Instead, she was a normal working woman. She was staring... I was so concious that i thought something could be on my face. She stares! Conclusion is that Case 6: Atomic bomb None other than people farting their gas out. I think it is ok. Natural but for the love of humanity please do no release a gas if you know that you will send the entire tram's passenger looking like zombies and might cause some passengers throwing their laptop at the glass just to gasp for new air & DUH! hello - the train is public!!! Now i know why sometimes, people rather stand at the station than goes into a tram filled with toxified air. The word here is - AIR! For those petai eaters, drive to work! | 
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conclusion is what??
the last sentence of aunty post
hmm cliff hanger
be grateful if you haven't encountered vomit
when the train turns
the vomit travels everywhere
i also hear say only, i always sleep on the train
:D
p/s there WAS this incestous mother-daughter..
andrew, ppl stare at me everytime i board the train. it's a normal thing.. ;)
lucky you, i once took komuter from bangi to klang. when the train arrive halfway in kajang, one kid peed inside the train. the smell...... UUUURRRGGGGHHH..!! i guess the kid's mother was so poor, don't have money to buy pampers..!
OMG! that poor kid...lol.
thank god i don't take the train everyday otherwise i would turn up in the office black-faced all the time!
Argh, tell me bout it, I was boarding the train in KLIA from the plane area to the arrival hall. Ths is international airport for God sakes, people wer cramming inside the train. The speaker announced the door will closed, got people still push in even tho we can't move inside adey! In the end he stuck at when the dor close, being auto, the door opens again and he pushes in and one woman outside rushed in. My God! Foreigners were like disgusted. I didn't think I woud encounter Malaysian culture so fast after I arrived.
*kicks*
update!
:D
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