Who created college assignments?

I have been struggling with so many different assginments. Sigh* It's like it is never ending. One done, comes another. Worst case scenario - some just couldnt finish! Gawsh ... Now i totally understand why some people rather take split courses or drop out and work! If this hectic and crazee routine continues, i might as well take a revolver and shoot myself right in the head!

Then when i am at the "gates" i would credit Limkokwing and Curtin for the sole factor of my suicide.